10. You’ll learn something interesting. Assuming you find learning why should read this blog post interesting.
9. You’ll be entertained.
8. It includes this picture of Benedict Cumberbatch.
7. You’ll uncover a surprise that is both awesome and depressing.
6. You’ll discover that revisions for Chronicles of the Roc Rider were completed on schedule and I am now working through copy editing. Huzzah!
5. These pirates are in it, and as we learned in The Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising, everything is better with pirates.
4. If you didn’t know about The Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising, you do now.
3. You’ll learn that the most popular type of banana may become extinct within our lifetime. Surprise! You learned something other than why you should read this blog post after all, which is awesome. However, the thing you learned is that a delicious fruit will someday vanish forever, which is depressing.
2. You’ll suddenly realize how sneaky I am that I slid that reference to my book into this list.
And the number one reason you should read this blog post is…
- Because you’re almost to the end of it and it would be silly not to finish!
